December 2011
208 posts
When your teachers extends a due date
REBLOG IF YOU WOULD ATTEND A TUMBLR USER...
combinationlove:
antlerbrows:
We’d wear t-shirts with our urls on it.
And we could party together.
Someone should make this happen.
This is such a good idea!
Reblog if you were born in the 90's & you still...
You Remind Me Of The Babe: the beautiful body... →
sexy-sweaters:
i’ve always felt insecure about showing my body on tumblr.
i thought i could trick people into thinking i was skinny, and that if they thought that, more people would follow me.
i’m not a skinny girls by any definition; i’m 5’5” and a size twelve.
today, after receiving…
Why being a girl isn't working out for me:
Body: Oh, guess what time of the month it is!
Me: Please, god, no--
Ovaries: ALL SYSTEMS GOOOOOOOO!!!
Brain: I quit. i quit. kittens and cupcakes and no one loves me. oh my god salty snacks i am furious
Me: Please, guys, calm down--
Face: TIME TO RUIN EVERYTHING YOU HAVE EVER LIKED ABOUT ME. I'M GROWING MOUNTAINS, BITCHES.
Brain: And now I'm ugly! shbdksdnksbn
Torso: Time to practice labor. cramp this bitch up. GO GO GO GO GO GO
Me: STOP IT FOR THE LOVE OF GOD!
Stomach: lol clothes cant fit you anymore. you are bloated. you are now a balloooooooon!
Me: I hate you all
Brain: I KNOW EVERYONE HATES ME I AM SO DEPRESSED. we need to procreate.
Face: Lol, i'm not done yet.
Uterus: what did i ever do to deserve this?
Brain: you just wait uterus. they're going to make you hold a baby for like 9 months straight.
Uterus: You mother fuckers.
Torso: CONTRACT!
Me: I quit being female, I am now a llama.
Brain: Me gusta.
“That’s the thing about girls. Every time they do something pretty… you fall half...”
– J. D. Salinger (via intensifyit)
1280 years in the future
historian: i will now teach you a classical dance which has been danced at the courts of kings and queens for centuries
historian: to the left
take it back now y'all
one hop this time
right foot let's stomp
left foot let's stomp
slide to the right
slide to the left
cha cha real smooth
last night i dreamt i went to manderley again:... →
aloadai:
years from now, i want to be somewhere snowy.
a cabin, maybe, with every wall lined with bookcases.
i want to have kids playing in the living room next to the fire, and you with them.
i want the tension of christmas, like we had when we were little, because we know we’re making it all real for…
Reblog if this is your first Christmas on Tumblr
Christmas Morning...
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family member: so what are your plans
me: sleep and eat
family member: i meant for tomorr-
me: sleep and eat
family member: and for the futu-
me: sleep
family member: when you grow u-
me: eat
